If you missed all our braggy instagrams, tweets and Facebook posts last week then you might not be aware that we spent the past seven days in the beautiful city of Miami. Every year the city plays host to a few hundred parties, a few thousand DJs and one absolutely massive festival, called Ultra.

This was our first year at Ultra and, to be honest, we're still trying to process everything we saw, heard and smelt there. But while we're grappling with the holy trinity of hangover, jet lag and PTSD, we thought you might enjoy having a look at the various creatures, I mean characters, we bumped into over the three days.

We promise that as soon as we can lie on the ground without holding on, we'll be back to bring you all the scoops, stories and sounds of Miami 2015, but until then this should give you a pretty good idea of what we got up to.

Parts two and three here 

The prancing poi pixie

 

The kaleidoscopic rave-tiger

 

the high-fashion fairy

 

The "momma always told me to me to match my sneaks to my fanny pack" bro

 

the snapback street-fighting cyborg crew

 

The two girls, one boke

 

The Cybergoth prom King and Queen 1991

 

The #bringatowel fire bro

 

The life coach butterfly

 

The Nu Rave Cheeky Girls

 

The lesser-spotted tree-dwelling Tweeter

 

The future Queen of Disco

 

The fat Mau5

 

The Suga-Raves

 

The can't-find-my-mates commando

 

The pineapple loving unicorn-groupies

 

The conjugal visit

 

The pilled-up Pocahontas

 

The thinking-man's Hardwell fan

 

The 'MERICA, FUCK YEAH!